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22nd June 2005

Today is the first day of the official flabby news page. Today in an official report from Viceroy Flabby it was announced that his deputy, Vice Viceroy Flabby was "close to death". As a result all the Vice Viceroys down to Vice (100) Viceroy will be promoted if or when the death of the Vice Viceroy occurs. In other news, plans for the first ever flabby war designed spaceship 'The El Smellio Flab' were announced today with a meeting on the matter next week between the five best Doc Flabbys on flabby island.

22nd July 2005

It brings us many regrets here at www.flabby.co.nr/new.htm to bring you the news that our the leader of the flabbys deputy Vice Viceroy Flabby has sadly died. The process which happened last night for all of you unfamiliar with the biology of flabbys, then what happens is that the Vice Viceroy split in half, one half dieing and one half becoming a little baby flabby (which would be cute if it wasn't a flabby). In other news, after the meeting of the 5 Doc Flabbys it was announced for a worldwide search not just on Flabby Island but in oceans all over the world for the most flabbyocious flabby in the world. We don't know why they want yet but we will keep you up to date.

18th August 2005

This was another sad month for flabbys. On the 14th August 2005 the funeral of Vice-Viceroy Flabby took place. Visitors included the baby flabby formed from the Vice-Viceroy's death, the new Vice-Viceroy (as well as all the others) - See Viceroys. The science conference for the 'El Smellio Flab' was also interrupted for the proceedings. However, in the science conference things are still moving swiftly with Captain Flabby, leader of the Flabby Brigade was called to help with ideas and planning for the ship. Also, the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby continues, with Monsieur Flabbio-chops the 6-1 favourite.

21st September 2005

This month a leak from the science conference showed some intriguing facts. Firstly, it is rumoured that a giant mace in the shape of a flabby will be placed on top of the ship to attack other ships. Also, there are many rumours about the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby. Many believe it is a distraction to stop people asking about the ship in case someone says something they shouldn't. Others however are saying he may become the captain of the ship. Whatever the outcome it is a very exciting process. Many of us are placing our bets on M. Flabbio-chops at 6-1, the other favourites are Mr Flabbawabbaflabba at 10-1 and mr_flab at 11-1. Dark hourses include fat cod, and uncle flabby both at 2-29. Finally, the transaction of the promotion of all Vice-Viceroys due to the unfortunate death of the Vice-Viceroy.

October 18th 2005

This month, the science conference had to be temporarily halted. This is because due to very unfortunate circumstances the Doc Flabbys ran out of coffee. This was an unfortunate and unexpected occurrence as everybody know that scientific flabbys (especcially Doc Flabbys) cannot work without coffee. This is true despite the fact that flabbys don't actually go to sleep. However, despite this brief interruption the conference as a whole seems to be moving surprisingly quickly, with Captain Flabby returning back to flabby military HQ having made an input into the initial input of the design. When asked about the design he said, "No Comment." Also, the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby has been narrowed down to just four competitors: M. Flabbio-chops, Mr Flabbawabbaflabba, Fat Cod and surprisingly Big Fat Flabby. Two of the favorites, mr_flab and Uncle Flabby are out fueling speculation that M. Flabbio-Chops will win.

October 23rd 2005

Rumors of a giant mace in the shape of a flabby are again being linked with the new space craft "The El Smellio Flab". Apparently, the mace was originally the idea of a senior Prof Flabby of one of the Doc Flabbys who is rumored to be second in charge of one of the Doc Flabbys. His name is apparently, though this has not been confirmed Prof Flabby. However, the idea did need some reforming including numerous safety feature to protect the ship the mace is on from the mace is on. Also, the four competitors had a secret meeting with scientific officials of the Doc Flabbys designing "The El Smellio Flab" and Captain after which Uncle Flabby announced he had withdrawn his name from the list as he felt "the workload would be too great" and that "his fans needed him." This leaves just three left, M. Flabbio-Chops, Mr Flabbawabbaflabba and Fat Cod.


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Home Confused? Click here Info on the flab Big flab Vote for your favorite Relatives of the flab Flabbalating & Puppalating Links Comments on the flab Glossary Downloads News Society Quotes	Welcome to the monthly updated news from flabby island. We hope you enjoy reading through these updates. 22nd June 2005 Today is the first day of the official flabby news page. Today in an official report from Viceroy Flabby it was announced that his deputy, Vice Viceroy Flabby was "close to death". As a result all the Vice Viceroys down to Vice (100) Viceroy will be promoted if or when the death of the Vice Viceroy occurs. In other news, plans for the first ever flabby war designed spaceship 'The El Smellio Flab' were announced today with a meeting on the matter next week between the five best Doc Flabbys on flabby island. 22nd July 2005 It brings us many regrets here at www.flabby.co.nr/new.htm to bring you the news that our the leader of the flabbys deputy Vice Viceroy Flabby has sadly died. The process which happened last night for all of you unfamiliar with the biology of flabbys, then what happens is that the Vice Viceroy split in half, one half dieing and one half becoming a little baby flabby (which would be cute if it wasn't a flabby). In other news, after the meeting of the 5 Doc Flabbys it was announced for a worldwide search not just on Flabby Island but in oceans all over the world for the most flabbyocious flabby in the world. We don't know why they want yet but we will keep you up to date. 18th August 2005 This was another sad month for flabbys. On the 14th August 2005 the funeral of Vice-Viceroy Flabby took place. Visitors included the baby flabby formed from the Vice-Viceroy's death, the new Vice-Viceroy (as well as all the others) - See Viceroys. The science conference for the 'El Smellio Flab' was also interrupted for the proceedings. However, in the science conference things are still moving swiftly with Captain Flabby, leader of the Flabby Brigade was called to help with ideas and planning for the ship. Also, the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby continues, with Monsieur Flabbio-chops the 6-1 favourite. 21st September 2005 This month a leak from the science conference showed some intriguing facts. Firstly, it is rumoured that a giant mace in the shape of a flabby will be placed on top of the ship to attack other ships. Also, there are many rumours about the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby. Many believe it is a distraction to stop people asking about the ship in case someone says something they shouldn't. Others however are saying he may become the captain of the ship. Whatever the outcome it is a very exciting process. Many of us are placing our bets on M. Flabbio-chops at 6-1, the other favourites are Mr Flabbawabbaflabba at 10-1 and mr_flab at 11-1. Dark hourses include fat cod, and uncle flabby both at 2-29. Finally, the transaction of the promotion of all Vice-Viceroys due to the unfortunate death of the Vice-Viceroy. October 18th 2005 This month, the science conference had to be temporarily halted. This is because due to very unfortunate circumstances the Doc Flabbys ran out of coffee. This was an unfortunate and unexpected occurrence as everybody know that scientific flabbys (especcially Doc Flabbys) cannot work without coffee. This is true despite the fact that flabbys don't actually go to sleep. However, despite this brief interruption the conference as a whole seems to be moving surprisingly quickly, with Captain Flabby returning back to flabby military HQ having made an input into the initial input of the design. When asked about the design he said, "No Comment." Also, the hunt for the most flabbyocious flabby has been narrowed down to just four competitors: M. Flabbio-chops, Mr Flabbawabbaflabba, Fat Cod and surprisingly Big Fat Flabby. Two of the favorites, mr_flab and Uncle Flabby are out fueling speculation that M. Flabbio-Chops will win. October 23rd 2005 Rumors of a giant mace in the shape of a flabby are again being linked with the new space craft "The El Smellio Flab". Apparently, the mace was originally the idea of a senior Prof Flabby of one of the Doc Flabbys who is rumored to be second in charge of one of the Doc Flabbys. His name is apparently, though this has not been confirmed Prof Flabby. However, the idea did need some reforming including numerous safety feature to protect the ship the mace is on from the mace is on. Also, the four competitors had a secret meeting with scientific officials of the Doc Flabbys designing "The El Smellio Flab" and Captain after which Uncle Flabby announced he had withdrawn his name from the list as he felt "the workload would be too great" and that "his fans needed him." This leaves just three left, M. Flabbio-Chops, Mr Flabbawabbaflabba and Fat Cod.